You Know What Happens When You ASS-U-ME Don't You? (I Write an Angery Blog About You!)

SPANISH FOR "WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS"

Now, I LOVE Chipotle, and it's easily one of my favorite ways to spend Eight Bucks (when it's not New Comic Book Wednesday). Despite it being a Chain owned by a Burger joint, not much has changed about it, besides the fact they don't give free drinks to College Students anymore, the cheap bastards.. Anyways the food is still delicious and the portions are still aplenty.

But I do have a problem with what is perhaps the best of the White Washed Mexican Food Establishments. It's how they treat white people. I'm dead serious, they think we are all cheap little bitches who can't handle anything spicier than a Tomato. While this stereotype is mostly true where I live, to me its just as bad as if I started speaking Chinese to ever Asian person I saw on the street.

Lets start at the beginning. I enjoy Carnitas, but everytime I tell them I want that on my burrito they have this look on their face like "wow the gringo didn't get the chicken, weird!". Whenever they go to put the salsa on, they ALWAYS go for the mild. ALWAYS! And Guacamole is the worst. I have never been to Chipotle where they didn't tell me it was extra. Which is fine, because I assume it's because a lot of dumb people don't bother to read the menu. BUT THEY ONLY ASK WHITE PEOPLE. I have made note of this. Go to Chipotle and go see for yourself. Whitey will order his burrito and they say "It's a dollarsomething extra, is that ok??" and then anyone of a different ethnicity will order Guacamole and its all grand.

I think I'm gonna start wearing a shirt that reads "YES I KNOW THE GUACAMOLE IS EXTRA" every time I go in there, just to speed up the racistness.

So in closing, I gotta ask "Chipotle, why ya gotta be keepin' da white man down?"

Don't Forget To Vote! (Or THIS Might Happen...)

Elect A Hottie Into Office!

No, not THAT one! Paris Hilton!

A few months ago, John McCain released an attack ad on Barack Obama in which he compared him to the likes of Brittney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton. Surprisingly enough, instead of crying about it, Paris Hilton posted an actually pretty funny video on Will Ferrel's FunnyorDie.com, "Announcing" her campaign for presidency and thanking John McCain for nominating her.

The Media of course had a Field day with this, and several videos later, just 8 days (at the time of me writing this) away, She has released a full on music video telling us why she would be a good president. Such reasons include: painting the white house pink, making Simon Cowell a Supreme Court Judge, Enlisting a "Fashion Police", and being our "Commander in Bikini". The Video is Below:



Here is my opinion.. Anyone who knows me knows that I have a soft spot for Paris. Not because she's "LikekK SooO Tootalllaty Haawwt!" but because I KNOW alot of people are jealous of her. I mean who wouldn't be? Would I want my kids looking up to her? NO. Would I let her have MY kids? Probably (but that's a story for another time). The point is, she knows she does nothing to contribute to society. She knows shes just another hot blonde, but she is either confident enough in herself or so full of her self (you be the judge) that she is able to do things like this. She's been keeping a low profile, and it's nice to see that she's coming out of hiding to try and get people to vote, and to make people laugh while she's doing it. She has done alot of bad things in her career. The Sex Tape, Going to jail, The Hottie and the Nottie, but its nice to see that she seems to finally be growing up.. or at least is starting to realize that being a complete whore is NOT HOT.