Thursday, May 7, 2009

cool music blog.

check out my friends music blog!

http://radikal.theinstantwebhost.com/wordpress/

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Spiderman, NFG, and blink.. no not a wet dream, a reality!

It all started with this:



A page from The Amazing Spiderman #591. I collect this comic three times a month, and when I saw one of my favorite bands (New Found Glory) get name dropped, I flipped!
So I proceeded to draw an arrow pointing to the panel and twittered the image to Chad from New Found Glory (follow him on twitter @xchadballx). He saw the picture and flipped out and asked me where it iwas from and I told him. He then posted a twitter update telling all his followers about it. Pretty awesome on its own but it gets better..

I then sent the picture to absolutepunk.net and apparently MARK FUCKING HOPPUS, MY IDOL, saw it and seeing as how he produced NFG's latest album (Not Without A Fight, in stores now!) he thought it was cool. He posted a twitter update about it and posted my picture (above) on his blog, himynameismark.com ! The picture is also featured on steve from NFG's blog (http://steveisthereason.tumblr.com/).

A Pretty awesome way to end my spring break, yes?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I hope this guy wins

New Found Glory are doing a Kareoke contest, and somehow this guy got on tv to submit his video. awesome!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

Saturday, March 14, 2009

*EXCLUSIVE* Mini Review of "Bruno"!



I recently had the opportunity to see Sasha Barron Cohen's newest film Bruno. For those of you who don't know, Bruno is a character from The Ali G Show (the same show where Borat came from). Bruno's character (played by Sasha Barron Cohen) is a nineteen year old gay German fashion designer. The film plays and looks a lot like Borat, but you can tell the filmmakers looked at Borat and realized what worked and what didn't work.

The film starts off with Bruno loosing his job in Germany. He quickly decides he wants to go to America to become a Star, and will do WHATEVER it takes. When I say whatever, I mean whatever. Everything from adopting African babies to trying to go straight. If you thought Borat was crude and inappropriate, you haven't seen anything yet. Since Bruno's character is openly gay, expect lots of crotch gyrating and nakedness (complete with comically large sensor bar!).

From there, Bruno films his own television show, joins the coast guard, goes hunting with some Texans, and even goes to a Swingers party! Each scene is as hilarious as the next, and it's taking ever fiber in my being to not ruin each hilarious scene! While some scenes are a little more obviosuly staged, it never takes away from the film and always keeps you wanting more.

The truth is, I havent laughed so much at a movie in so long! Is the movie like Borat? yes. Is that a bad thing? No. This movie takes hidden camera comedy to a whole new level and if I had to describe this movie in two words it would be "VERRYYYY NIICCCEE!!!".

Thursday, March 5, 2009

fmylife of the day

"Today, I was watching TV on my new flatscreen. I got a knock at the door, an elderly woman asking for help with her car. 30mins into checking out the engine, she asked for some water. I go back inside to find my backdoor busted in and my new flatscreen missing. I turn back to find the lady gone. FML"

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My New Favorite Band!

fmylife of the day

"Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML"

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

fmylife of the day

"Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML"

My New Favorite Site

http://www.fmylife.com/

Its like a more epic version of post secret.

you gotta have a slightly dark sense of humor to get into it, but basically fucked up shit happens to people and they tell you about it in 1-2 sentences.

fmylife of the day:

"Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains.I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room.When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing. FML"

Monday, March 2, 2009

You Know What Happens When You ASS-U-ME Don't You? (I Write an Angery Blog About You!)


SPANISH FOR "WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS"

Now, I LOVE Chipotle, and it's easily one of my favorite ways to spend Eight Bucks (when it's not New Comic Book Wednesday). Despite it being a Chain owned by a Burger joint, not much has changed about it, besides the fact they don't give free drinks to College Students anymore, the cheap bastards.. Anyways the food is still delicious and the portions are still aplenty.

But I do have a problem with what is perhaps the best of the White Washed Mexican Food Establishments. It's how they treat white people. I'm dead serious, they think we are all cheap little bitches who can't handle anything spicier than a Tomato. While this stereotype is mostly true where I live, to me its just as bad as if I started speaking Chinese to ever Asian person I saw on the street.

Lets start at the beginning. I enjoy Carnitas, but everytime I tell them I want that on my burrito they have this look on their face like "wow the gringo didn't get the chicken, weird!". Whenever they go to put the salsa on, they ALWAYS go for the mild. ALWAYS! And Guacamole is the worst. I have never been to Chipotle where they didn't tell me it was extra. Which is fine, because I assume it's because a lot of dumb people don't bother to read the menu. BUT THEY ONLY ASK WHITE PEOPLE. I have made note of this. Go to Chipotle and go see for yourself. Whitey will order his burrito and they say "It's a dollarsomething extra, is that ok??" and then anyone of a different ethnicity will order Guacamole and its all grand.

I think I'm gonna start wearing a shirt that reads "YES I KNOW THE GUACAMOLE IS EXTRA" every time I go in there, just to speed up the racistness.

So in closing, I gotta ask "Chipotle, why ya gotta be keepin' da white man down?"

A Shameless Plug

I know I haven't updated in a while, but it seems like I can't think of anything to write about! If you guys have any ideas, please tell me!

In the mean time, here's a video me and my friend helped shoot with MC Lars for the song "Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Doesn't Make You Slash)" from his new album "THIS GIGANTIC ROBOT KILLS" (IN STORES NOW)!!

The lighting and the rock meter, that's all me baby!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

In honor of blink...

pics from when i went to see them at the California MidState Fair on July 30th, 2004!





Monday, February 2, 2009

Awesome.



One of the best sports events I've ever watched, easily.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Chicks, Man...

Video my friend chris made about our trip to San Diego last week. I didn't edit it but i DID film a good chunk. enjoy.

Friday, January 9, 2009

I Deleted My Friends From Facebook and All I Got Was A Lousy Whopper...

Are you guilty of adding a few "friends" to Facebook that you don't know very well (that guy in your 10th grade english class who you borrowed a pencil from once)? Do you want to delete them but never have a good enough reason to delete them? Are you interested in a free Whopper? If you answered yes to all of these questions, Burger King has a Facebook Application for you!

http://www.whoppersacrifice.com/ gives a link to the "Whopper Sacrifice" Facebook Application, which puts your "web friendships to the test" by offering you a free Whopper. The catch is, you have to delete 10 people from Facebook to get it. Whats worse is the fact that these "Sacrifices" show up in your friends feed. Think of how your friends will compare you differently on Facebook's "Compare People" once they see that "(your name here)" has sacrificed "(deleted friends name)" for a free whopper. The downside is that you can't delete all your friends to live off of Whoppers for the rest of your life, becuase there is a limit to one coupon per Facebook account. This is a great tech savvy way to attract customers, but lets just hope it goes over better than Dr. Peppers Chinese Democracy Fiasco.